"Professional" Rap Critic Reviews My Song

Banana slamtano.

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  1. MrJ0lly


    20 klukkustundum síðan

    wheres petters on the low?

  2. E Lopez

    E Lopez

    Degi Síðan síðan

    so much beef and tea that I’m gonna get scurvy

  3. RetroGamerzzz


    4 dögum síðan

    Bald Harry Potter said u sucks... He sucks at all. Dont worry Dunkey u r My fav rap God ever

  4. Zirilo


    5 dögum síðan

    These are the videos I watch while taking a dump... it is a compliment

  5. i'm a human being

    i'm a human being

    8 dögum síðan

    why i aint ever get this recommended

  6. Nick Johnson

    Nick Johnson

    11 dögum síðan

    Dude the outro gets me every fucking time lmao

  7. 所有稱讚中國共產黨


    14 dögum síðan

    Its hard to take someone seriously when they spend all day sperging on Twitter. Don't take it too personally Dunkers.

  8. MrRichManGuy


    14 dögum síðan


  9. LIeviotangello S

    LIeviotangello S

    15 dögum síðan

    Fantano: "wow Dunky, this video was hair-raising" like he would know

  10. Evan Villarreal

    Evan Villarreal

    16 dögum síðan

    This is a goddamn outrage and an insult to my legacy

  11. CheloAlcoba


    18 dögum síðan

    more fanta

  12. The Jsix

    The Jsix

    19 dögum síðan

    This is the definition "4/5 has a little something for everyone" except its "7/10 this sucks"

  13. ADI-A 801

    ADI-A 801

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Your merchandise is actually like the best though

  14. AU U

    AU U

    21 degi síðan síðan

    It'd be worse if the critic gave him a nine.

  15. Luna Eris

    Luna Eris

    23 dögum síðan

    To Reddit sellouts duke it out

  16. Kinra


    24 dögum síðan

    2:06 the goker!!!!

  17. jasiel delgado

    jasiel delgado

    24 dögum síðan

    Strand type beat

  18. William Borja

    William Borja

    25 dögum síðan

    "Trans...ition" kills me every time

  19. XLeeHS


    26 dögum síðan

    that kid really gave prince, michael jackson, marvin gaye, and pink floyd a 7. bruh

    • Designed


      25 dögum síðan

      in his defense he did give die lit a 10

  20. Idk


    29 dögum síðan

    fantano really be cringe and corny af

  21. Lore Leclerc

    Lore Leclerc

    Mánuði síðan

    Hope Fantano does a review of this review of his review!

  22. SlyHikari03


    Mánuði síðan

    It’s called “Rhyme music”. You wouldn’t get it…

  23. Logan Coffill

    Logan Coffill

    Mánuði síðan

    I rate his song a perfect score, 5/7.

  24. Ploop Plaap

    Ploop Plaap

    Mánuði síðan

    Flawlessly turning this drama into a review of madmen

  25. Jordan Collier

    Jordan Collier

    Mánuði síðan

    If you got a 0.3 multiplier you’d get a 2.1

  26. the first pilot

    the first pilot

    Mánuði síðan


  27. TSPage


    Mánuði síðan

    Don’t let this distract you that he gave mbdtf a 5

  28. brandon jerome

    brandon jerome

    Mánuði síðan

    Shame scam-tano did you like that

  29. 8D Audio & Lyrics

    8D Audio & Lyrics

    Mánuði síðan

    This video is 7/10!! Not more than that!!

  30. anatidaephobia67


    Mánuði síðan

    Got me with the Mad Men read. 👏

  31. AloisMusicVideo


    Mánuði síðan

    he obv is an idiot! you should play some gothic that will prove him wrong

  32. The Weeknd but Red

    The Weeknd but Red

    Mánuði síðan

    You have single-handedly destroyed the music community

  33. Rudy2shoes


    Mánuði síðan

    this single was up there with swimming pools

  34. BlackZilla Prime

    BlackZilla Prime

    Mánuði síðan

    I hate to break it to you. Your song was trash!

  35. Daniel Owenes

    Daniel Owenes

    Mánuði síðan

    If you ain't reviewing the red deadsong what are we doing

  36. Shuhan Chowdhury

    Shuhan Chowdhury

    Mánuði síðan


  37. EM10 Gamer

    EM10 Gamer

    Mánuði síðan

    I‘d give this reaction video a light 7 out of 10

  38. ConfusedKev


    Mánuði síðan

    Can you review the soundtrack of the Donkey Kong TV show?

  39. deegs


    Mánuði síðan

    make the funny cheeto video

  40. Andy McClurg

    Andy McClurg

    Mánuði síðan

    Flanthony Bland-tano has been real quiet since this dropped

  41. nofun.


    Mánuði síðan

    slamtano is scared, thats why he isnt commenting. he knows hes wrong

  42. Zack Pierce

    Zack Pierce

    Mánuði síðan

    A meeting of the minds

  43. Dr. Philth

    Dr. Philth

    Mánuði síðan

    Strand like rap 👌

  44. Arlockin


    Mánuði síðan

    Man, that Croc 2 footage brings me back.

  45. Space toast Jam

    Space toast Jam

    Mánuði síðan

    I remember once Fantano was reviewing one of Logic’s new album. And yes the album was not great at all yet he never mentioned at least the one song that was not only the title of album but was the best feature on it. The song was « Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ». And honestly after that among a bunch of other stuff I just throw Fantano’s ratings in the same bin as IGN.

  46. Khem Ram

    Khem Ram

    Mánuði síðan

    7 × 0.3 bonus is 2.1 Dunkey math is legend because if you add 7 and then 0.7 and then 0.777 and then0.00007 we get a 10.

    • Khem Ram

      Khem Ram

      Mánuði síðan

      @Doggo Boi ya dunkey did all this in just a sec and it took me 3 days to check

    • Doggo Boi

      Doggo Boi

      Mánuði síðan


  47. Raymundo El Paso

    Raymundo El Paso

    Mánuði síðan

    League of Legends : Final Boss (song) is the gang gang shit!

  48. Mike L

    Mike L

    Mánuði síðan

    Fantano is a loser so don’t take it hard

  49. Joshua Macias

    Joshua Macias

    Mánuði síðan

    You can’t trust white people with rap criticism. Not there culture. Your awesome dunks.

  50. 1990skelly


    Mánuði síðan

    I think a seven is really good. I never got that good of a score on a test before. Now I live like a parasite, unfortunately.

  51. mexiwolf009


    Mánuði síðan


  52. No name

    No name

    Mánuði síðan

    always hates it when anthony publishes incorrect reviews, smh

  53. Ricky Perez

    Ricky Perez

    Mánuði síðan

    At least it wasn't a 9

  54. Mike Thomas

    Mike Thomas

    Mánuði síðan

    "It has a little something for everyone." 7/10 - Shamtano

  55. breezy love

    breezy love

    Mánuði síðan

    no this is not a joke that was good

  56. kit


    Mánuði síðan

    the fact that you mentioned sbarro in a mall in ohio urks me because i live near a mall in ohio that does, indeed, have a sbarro in the food court. i never knew i was that close to an authentic new york meal and i'm very pleased to hear this information. i'm giving this news a light to decent 7.

  57. Koldboi Snow

    Koldboi Snow

    Mánuði síðan

    Please do a commentary on the album bitter fit me better Byam Drowngod

  58. Spyrow


    Mánuði síðan

    Scooby Doo

  59. Valentina Neglia

    Valentina Neglia

    Mánuði síðan

    To give to Innervision and Off the wall a 7 you gotta be crazy 10/10

  60. Super 🐧

    Super 🐧

    Mánuði síðan

    How the fuck can you give Prince a goddamn 7?

  61. Карл Джонсон

    Карл Джонсон

    Mánuði síðan

    You know rap isn’t a problem in itself. I’ve heard a lot of times that rap is the worst genre in the universe and other stuff like that... Although it’s true, I’d say that the problem is people in the rap industry. I mean there are many people in the music industry who ain’t stupid and obnoxious, but when it comes to the rap producers... Jesus Christ! Everyone is sooo idiotic. I reckon rap had a future, but lost it due to retarded folks

    • Jam Jon

      Jam Jon

      Mánuði síðan

      I’m giving this comment a light 7



    Mánuði síðan

    Omg I have no idea if anything you said is true

  63. Rambleberry


    Mánuði síðan

    Perfect 5/7

  64. Jj Marr

    Jj Marr

    Mánuði síðan

    7/10 means this is better than my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

  65. Kerosene


    Mánuði síðan

    When the silent hill music kicked in I lost it

  66. Peter Fletcher

    Peter Fletcher

    Mánuði síðan

    "Every New Yorker knows that in order to get true New York style pizza you have to go to the mall food courts in Ohio." Are you from Ohio? I've lived in this place my whole life; I really haven't been anywhere else. I always thought that *SPECIFICALLY* the mall Sbarro pizza is probably what New York pizza from New York tastes like. Who are you, you mysterious bastard?!

  67. Mandar Garud

    Mandar Garud

    Mánuði síðan

    I can't believe anthony re-reviewed tpab giving it a 0 because of your song .

  68. Jacob Gran

    Jacob Gran

    2 mánuðum síðan

    Ohio Sbarro against the world

  69. James Corkeron

    James Corkeron

    2 mánuðum síðan

    if fantano reviewed knack he would give it a decent to strong 7.

  70. Mr1shF


    2 mánuðum síðan

    Am i the only one that lost the plot of this video in an instant? Fucking had me dying tho

  71. Some One

    Some One

    2 mánuðum síðan


  72. Jelle Hondelink

    Jelle Hondelink

    2 mánuðum síðan

    blandtano gave the civil rights act a 7 too

  73. Rather dapper gentlemen

    Rather dapper gentlemen

    2 mánuðum síðan

    I think the reason he said it was a 7 is because he hasn’t played mk4 because stupid people have never played mk4 before

  74. bmx buddah

    bmx buddah

    2 mánuðum síðan

    Dunkey is starting to sound like the joker

  75. Karl Cox

    Karl Cox

    2 mánuðum síðan

    the first Strand Rhyme

  76. TheBMax


    2 mánuðum síðan

    This guy has nothing against Dunkey's rapping. He's all bark no talk

  77. Charlie


    2 mánuðum síðan

    At least he rated it better than mbdtf

  78. Malvin 823

    Malvin 823

    2 mánuðum síðan

    How long is this bit gonna go Dunkey?

  79. Sean Macguire

    Sean Macguire

    2 mánuðum síðan

    I bet this guy’s favourite movie is “Seven”

  80. Damien Mendoza

    Damien Mendoza

    2 mánuðum síðan

    You should make stickers I'd buy them real quick

  81. matua


    2 mánuðum síðan


  82. Manginousbaby


    2 mánuðum síðan

    I think most people don't like my style, it's pretty unique so you wouldn't even know it, but you'd hate it. I want you to stop listening to music if you don't listen to the same type of music I do, and I know you don't, but if you do, it's not the right bands and artists, because nobody knows those artists. Even the artists don't know they are artists, only I do. This is why I am actually the greatest music critic naturally, because I listen to the only good music, also making me the best person you won't ever know. I am the greatest music, you are not good, a dud, poopoo caca, stinky, uh-oh, crap, lame, and sus.

  83. Avisen


    2 mánuðum síðan

    The minute he said sabbaro in Ohio I liked the video

  84. No Comment

    No Comment

    2 mánuðum síðan

    Damn, Fantano gave D'Angelo a 7, and now giving Dunkey a 7, i'm unsubbing so hard!

  85. chan_man1


    2 mánuðum síðan

    Alright ill put in that 0.3 multiplier in aaaand its gone down to a 2.1

  86. Bubd00nk


    2 mánuðum síðan


  87. Andrés Inglés

    Andrés Inglés

    2 mánuðum síðan

    The rating on this video ? 7/10. It’s got a little disappointment for everyone

  88. Jessica Delapascua

    Jessica Delapascua

    2 mánuðum síðan

    you have to be deep in the lore for this video, it's very strand-like in that way

  89. You cant beat K

    You cant beat K

    2 mánuðum síðan

    Still a higher rating than My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

  90. Joseph Hirn

    Joseph Hirn

    2 mánuðum síðan

    I'm loving this beef more than Hamm wrapped Melon

  91. Fer


    2 mánuðum síðan

    "Also Among Us"

  92. Qlaspi


    2 mánuðum síðan

    Melon head

  93. Zapcross World

    Zapcross World

    2 mánuðum síðan

    World's first strand type 🥩

  94. Bob Joe

    Bob Joe

    2 mánuðum síðan


  95. Shake the 5 Dusts

    Shake the 5 Dusts

    2 mánuðum síðan

    7 holy

  96. DJ YOND3R


    2 mánuðum síðan

    I live in Ohio, we have a sabarro at the food court. And every time... We say, "it's just like new York"

  97. ReplayItBack


    2 mánuðum síðan

    I hate that dude. He really wants his own opinion set in stone like it matters.

  98. Kurt More

    Kurt More

    2 mánuðum síðan

    lol I love how Dunkey low key dropping some of the best classic albums in that "gave a 7 bit" shows his dope musical taste (or Googling skills, idk)

  99. (Xx_Assassin_xX)


    2 mánuðum síðan

    donald draper? More like ronald raper. Hehe git meh dunkey? Git mah. He need to KETCHUP on his RELATIONSHIP. Ham rhymes with scam. And like the dunk, i don't licke da scam. amogus. Don't forget porta jon hamm. which also ryme wit cram. Idk wut dat means but lady and gentlemen, banana slamtano. Thats what i'm reading in the decription right now. I also see dunk doesn't have 6.66m subs anymoar. Thas gud. He also liked the video game space jam which kinda matches up with the moral around the random junk he talking about "Everybody get up, is time to slam now. I feel a real good 7 now. Welcome to the jon hamm. It's your chance do your dance on da jon HAMM. Allwhite" "COME ON AND SLAM. YOUR PETER IN JON HAMM. COME ON AND SCAM. SOME ROBUX FOR AUNT MAM"

  100. Darth Vader

    Darth Vader

    2 mánuðum síðan

    7/10, too much water.